Sex for Gas

clipped from www.newstrackindia.com Washington, July 4 (ANI): As gas prices skyrocketed to new high this week, a 50 year old Kentucky resident actually paid for sex with a 100 dollar card good for gas at Speedway gas station. An undercover cop caught him having sex with a call girl last Friday at a Days Inn in Fort Wright. Angela Eversole sold her body for just 25 gallons of petrol and has been charged with ‘doing business without an occupational license! Novak has been charged with promoting prostitution. “When people are selling their bodies for gas, that’s pretty sad,” Ken Easterling, chief prosecutor in the Kenton County Attorney’s Office, told a Cincinnati daily.Extreme circumstances lead to extreme measures.

Full service gas station

What would it take for people not to mind the high gas prices? Watch service station sex…

Sexy Cam: At the gas station

Brothel bonus free gas

Gas Gone Wild??

Everyone seems to be using free gas as a promotion to get new customers and to keep old ones. Well, in the “that’s amazing” department now apparently the madam at a local brothel has jumped (is that the right word?) <g> on the bandwagon…

The Shady Lady Ranch is a brothel in Nevada that has found an innovative way to keep business coming back in hard times. At Shady Lady they are offering free gas coupons in exchange for business and the “green coupons” that pay for…well you know…what brothels have to offer…Full article here.

Back to more conservative, “less shady” uses of free gas promotions, here are a few more….

Get this…even churches now are cashing in and counting new converts and increased attendance at prayer meetings (we could ask them to pray for lower prices!) by using free gas promotional approaches. Read the whole holy story here..

And of course, on the sports front, they are using free gas coupons as well-the Nets say they will give away more than $250,000 worth of free gas to new season ticket holders.

“This is our way to give back to our fans and to make sure they have a great summer heading into next season,” says Nets CEO Brett Yormark. Read the whole story here.

What crazy free gas promotion will we hear about next? If you know of any, tell us and leave your comments here…

Gas City, IN uses golf carts

It’s amazing how creative and innovative we Americans can be when faced with a problem or challenge, like the high gas price dilemma we’re all in…This just in from Gas City, Indiana (yes there really is a place named “Gas City).

People in Gas City have begun puttering around town in, all of things, golf carts! The police chief there has just given a draft ordinance to the City Council to regulate the use of golf carts on city streets! (Things must be slow at the council). What are the regulations? I don’t know but, using a little imagination, I can guess what one of the regulations could be- When throwing your groceries into the back of your golf cart, be sure to yell to all your neighbors puttering around “for”…or is it “four”…You can tell I’m not a golfer.

What would Tiger Woods do?…

Is this post funny? I really don’t know because I’m dead tired after spending five hours driving one of my kids into Brooklyn for soccer practice, across the dreaded BQE (for non-New Yorkers that stands for the Brooklyn Queens Expressway, otherwise known as “driving congestion hell!).

It’s late and I accomplished my goal of a daily post…good night until tomorrow’s post!

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